"Hum Drum Boogie" lyrics

Oh goodie! Oh goodie!

She surprises me, sometimes she hums on my balls
And I can see the world right through her bedroom walls
She has a jaw like a pelican's beak is deep
Hummin' me right to sleep, my favorite freak
I can rearrange the patterns of the stars in the sky
I can fly with the seagulls on the beach with the tide
'Cause she can blow me there, I swear, right through the air
And if I ain't really there, my balls do not care (My balls)

Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Right now, right now boogie
That thing? (My balls)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!

I see my, I see my, I see my life flash before me
I hear all my favorite song at one time
(When she blow me) right before I actually go blind
I'm running back and forth though the door of (In and out of) my mind
(When she blow me) my favorite freak is so fine
To have her hum in performance, the show is enormous
Only two fans in attendance, these two in my pants
(My balls) she's my favorite, she's got my standing applause
Hummin' me into harmony, right through my balls (My balls)

Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Right now, right now, boogie
That thing? (My balls)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Right now, right now, boogie
That thing? (My balls)

Undo my belt, put down my drawers
Kiss my dick and hum my balls
Undo my belt, put down my drawers
Kiss my dick and hum my balls
And she can blow me there, I swear, right through the air
If I ain't really there, my balls do not care, my balls

Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Right now, right now, boogie
That thing? (My balls)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing? (Oh goodie!)
Come on put it on me bitch!
Right now, right now, humdrum boogie
That thing? (My balls)

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