"News At 6 O'Clock" lyrics

Four lives lost today, seven people were killed
Police found thirty-eight other bodies
Sexually, sexually, sexually, killed, killed, killed
Thirty-eight other bodies, thirty-eight other bodies, bodies

Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives
Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out their eyes
Terror levels on the rise, drugs fiends are takin' lives on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
Pedophiles and rapists snatchin' kids out their school
Bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools
People runnin' 'round pissin' aids in swimmin' pool on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
Arsonists burnin' people and their dogs up while they sleepin'
Peepin' toms peepin' and poisonous gas leakin'
Hurricanes blowin' cities down every other weekend on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
Car-crash explosion in slow-motion feature
Dead cops and crooks and blood spatter for each of ya
I'm never fuckin' leavin' my sons with the preacher, watch the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!

You ain't think up this horrors show
What's next? What's comin'? What's around the corner?
You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
Channel two, fo' and seven, they be kickin' that

News! Real fuckin' bloody TV
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News! Real fuckin' bloody TV
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D

Gangs on every corner, shootin people drivin' by
Prostituters found dead on every block with maggot eye
On top of that, the death toll in Whokajava's on the rise, on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
Anthrax on donuts, eight year olds pushin' keys
Mad fuckin new disease and hostages on their knees
Plane crashes, corruption, and butt sex at thirteen, on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
Hatred, big-ass bombs, and chemical arms
Worker stuck underground and all their air is gone
Seventeen deadly prisoners escape before dawn, on the
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!
There's a madman rapin' pretty girls in his astrovan
Liquid store murder footage, close-ups in digicam
The wickedest show on earth presented by the man, it the...
News at six o'clock and again at eleven!

You ain't think up this horrors show
What's next? What's comin'? What's around the corner?
You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
Channel two, fo' and seven, they be kickin' that

News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD-

Broken bodies mutilated, decapitated, and skeeted on
High speed car chases, hey, I recognize what street they on!
Dentists put you under, stick their fingers in your ass (Ooh)
Depress suicidal nerds shootin' up the class
Shit is way harder than them feeble cable movie channels
'Cause it's all real blood squirtin' out their checkered flannels
You couldn't think of nothing wickeder than what's already real
And on the news if you like it scary then you can't lose

You ain't think up this horrors show
What's next? What's comin'? What's around the corner?
You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
Channel two, fo' and seven, they be kickin' that

News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D
News! Real fuckin' bloody TV (Uh oh, uh oh)
No video game, no CD, movie in 3D

News! (Uh oh, uh oh)
News! (Uh oh, uh oh)