"Intro" lyrics

[Jeff:]
I'm a master of this shit, Dawn!
I guarantee you I can jump from this roof right here
And make it to that roof, no problem!

[Dawn:]
I don't know, Jeff. That's a pretty big guarantee
If you don't make it, you're definitely dead!

[Jeff:]
But I will make it, this shit is easy!
It don't even look that far!

[Dawn:]
It looks crazy far, man!
Don't even play like that, seriously!

[Jeff:]
Hold my chips, babe

[Dawn:]
Jeff, don't do it, okay?

[Jeff:]
Watch me fly, bitch!

[Dawn:]
Hell no!
Please, don't!
Don't do it Jeff!
C'mon seriously, no!
Uh!

[Jeff:]
Argh!
Argh!

Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?)
The Mighty Death Pop!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!

Ladies and gentlemen!
We present to you: The Mighty Death Pop!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!

Surprise! It's the best way to die!
After all, who wants to know he's creeping all up your spine?
Your better off getting sucker punched
Smacked dead in your lips with your tombstone!
They call him "The Death Pop"!
He hails from deep on the fucking blizoo!
And it happens so quick!
The Mighty Death Pop!

Welcome to your own, personal, surprise party of doom!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!

Your brain stop with a pop
And body drop with a flop! (Ha ha ha ha ha!!)
Then you've met The Mighty Death Pop! (Pop!)
Those who entice him and refuse to fear him
Often pay dearly, they get ejectified!
You see a quick flash of his wicked ass face
And then you croak off, it's that sudden conclusion!
Expect it or not, you'll be shocked when your clock stop
And your mighty death pop! (Silly!)

Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?)
The mighty death pop!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!

And when your death goes pop
You will experience
A sudden loss of all senses
The big blackout
Pop goes your death wish!