"The Blasta" lyrics

Leave him alone
Leave him alone
What?
Leave him alone
Dude, that's messed-up, man
That ain't cool

I was maybe thirteen, they was hurtful and mean
Specially this one fucker, Kurt Greene
Fucked with me in the hallways always
"Abuse the loser!" they would all say
I walked in the lunchroom, I'm getting punched soon
If Kurt Greene sees me, here comes doom
This time he spit on the back of my head
My face turned red as the laughter spread
Daddy has a gun in his closet
Way up in a black box
It's too bad though, because he locks it
Along with all of his crack rocks
(Fuck it) Ice pick in my hand up early in the AM
Kurt's at the bus stop snuck up, one plop
Stuck him in the temple, simple disaster
That was the debut of the bully blasta

You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
'Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
'Til he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
Keep fucking with the blasta

I was twenty-two and the army's calling
I'm lifeless out here so I'm all in
And my drill sergeant is barking orders
And I'm sharing my living quarters
With a big-time prick from Oklahoma
I can't stand him or his aroma
Big thick neck jock in his drawers he flexed
They all kiss his ass, they don't wanna be next
I never thought the blasta would be back
But he has to, we need that
He pissed in my bed, I jumped in
And laid wet in the laughter, blood pumping
He snores like a bear, but tonight was nice
We all slept like babies with his windpipe sliced
I did it, with a straight blade razor
And my bully blasta behavior

You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
'Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
'Til he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
Keep fucking with the blasta

Years pass
Years pass
Years pass
Years pass

I got a family now, I put it all behind me
My son gets picked on now, and it reminds me
Of murder, the bully soon came up missing
I spoke to my son I had an intuition
"Did you have anything to do with this?"
He gave me no answer, just a hug and a kiss
And said "Don't worry dad everything will be fine
Just you pay it no mind, it's all over"
And at work my boss is a bastard
He comes to the office halfway plastered
Bitchin', goosin' all the women and testing
But we accept it because of the recession
He groped my wife at the office party
I stood up for her he swore he'd fire me
I threw him off the balcony thirteenth floor
I guess I'm a bully blasta forevermore

You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
'Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
'Til he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
Keep fucking with the blasta

Please fuck with me, bitch
Pretty, pretty please
With a pound of sugar on top
A pound of booger sugar
Dipped in marmalade and meth

You fucked with the blasta (Explosion) (Please!)
'Till he does what he has to (I wish you would!)
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
'Til he does what he has to (Come on, bitch! Please!)
You fucked with the blasta (Explosion)
Keep fucking with the blasta (Do it! Come on! Please!)
You fucked with the blasta (You don't know me)
Keep fucking with the blasta (I wish you would!)

Dead, dead, dead, dead
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