"Intro (The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)" lyrics

[Shopkeeper:]
Hello there, sir

[Protagonist:]
Boy, I'll, I'll tell ya, I lived around here all my life I never once noticed this place, you need a sign out there or some'n buddy, probably bring some business to the joint

[Shopkeeper:]
Yes, how may I help you today?

[Protagonist:]
I'm lookin' for some kind of a...some kind of clock or some'n, some'n for the old man. He collects old shit like this and I figured...I figured I'd get him some'n before he dies and rots on me, ya know?

[Shopkeeper:]
Aah, well perhaps you could use a gift yourself?

[Protagonist:]
Well, I'm not much for old shit like this myself

[Shopkeeper:]
But, I insist! I have something just right for you. This will help you find more than you're looking for!

[Protagonist:]
A candle, huh? Yeah, well, maybe I'm in the wrong place

[Shopkeeper:]
Consider it a gift from your neighbor

[Protagonist:]
But, I... I got electricity in my house

[Shopkeeper:]
No, this is no ordinary candle, my boy. Come closer, and witness the light that this magical candle will shed upon your life!

[Protagonist:]
Listen, uh... I really gotta get goin'...

[Shopkeeper:]
Witness my friend, witness the light of...The Amazing... Jeckel Brothers!