"Bring It On" lyrics

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
Hey Mike, Mike...Mike! Turn me up!
(Check three, check five)
(Right about now...)
(Check three, check five)

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Welcome everyone to the big show
(Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival)
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
(Show respect, you's amongst the dead)
Don't like bigots and richie boy fucks
(Ain't shit changed, bitch, check nuts)
Detroit Southwest murderers style
(The greatest spectacle under the sky)
Five cards came and made their mark
From Moon Yugon down to Patton Park
Fuck your drum kit, xylophone, cello
I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
(Fit you and your fat-ass bitch inside)
Wagon's tips are swift as a breeze
(Can't nobody get with these, motherfucker, bring it on!)

Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it) Bring it!

[Violent J:]
Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fashion of the 2000's and beyond

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Voodoo chicken and magical wand
(Dead bigots, yeah, face down in a pie)
Broken neck with the flick of our wrist
(All this player hatin' getting me pissed)
Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky-chick, hoes
(Swishers, Faygos, and Kung-Fu blow)
If Jake Jeckel drop any you're done
(No more chicks, just sizzling balls)
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire
Bite your neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets? Okay!
I'll pull 'em out and pawn 'em and get paid
Here, try my licorice treats
(I know dead folk that chew their feet)
(Carnival moves in shadow of time)
(And we's runnin' a little behind), bitch, bring it on

Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it) Bring it on!

[Violent J:]
Insane Clown Posse, ICP, axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class

Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Come on)
Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Come on)
Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Oh)
One for your greed, Two for your lies (Come on)
Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Come on)
Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Come on)
Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies (Come on)
One for your greed, two for your lies (Come on)

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Shaggs 2 Dope, serial killer
Axe murder boy, wig cap peeler
I could wear a Fila jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin' like David Koresh...was
People think I got bombs in my locker
Teacher try to open it up, I'ma sock her
Get the fuck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home and see ya

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Wind me up and I can do flips
(And put the smack down on your lips)
Billy Bill, Rude, Jumpsteady, Tom Dub
(Stephen, Legz, Double A, got love)
Whoop whoop
Drinking Moon Mist, carnival bar
(Got folk love, people love, whatever you are)
Forks sideways I'm a juggalin man
(Can't nothing stop the rain, bitch, bring it on)

Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it)
Bring it, bring it (Bring it, bring it) Bring it!

[Violent J:]
Hey y'all, we brings it to ya, like we work for fuckin' Federal or UPS, yeah

[Violent J (Jamie Madrox):]
Yes, may I help ya?
(Yeah, lemme get, uh, three soft tacos with no lettuce, a chilito, and a nacho b-)
Excuse me, sir, but we do not have, how do you say, chilito
(A chilito, a chilito, you know what I'm sayin'? The, um, it's a-)
No, sir, I do not know. We have on chilito as you say. This is Taco Land; we only have their fresh vegetables with pita loaf. We have no chilitos
(Man, fuck that! I'm lookin' at this shit right on the menu! I want a chilito!)
Perhaps, instead, I make for you a fresh slice of tomato on pita, no?
(What the fuck?! I want a motherfuckin' chilito, man)
Yeah? Fuck off
(What?)
Fuck off
(Hey, fuck you, motherfucker!)
No. Fuck off!