"Jacob's Word" lyrics
There's uh... strange
There's there's many many voices in my head many different voices
Some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this
I hear voices one voice in particular, comes into my mind perpendicular
Rectangular it's a strangular, he's like some kind of mental fucking mangular
I don't know, he tells me to punch Esham and Shaggz
So I punch 'em I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad slap me and smear my make-up
I've named this evil voice named him "Jacob"
Jacob tells me, "Climb the ladder and jump off head first
On the street. Don't worry it's soft"
So I jump thump I'm on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me, "You're so fucking nerdy"
Fuck him I hate him I hate him I can't escape him
I finally get alone he calls me on a telephone
"Violent J there?" Here
"Hey. This is Jacob. I want you to piss in your underwear
OK, bud?" Sure, I'm pissin now it fuckin tickles
Jacob's dissin again I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers off for that motherfucker
I finally had enough, go see a doctor
Doc, hello
"Hi have a seat let's see uh what is it Joe?"
Yeah Joe Bruce my friends call me "Chucky"
"Chucky?" Either that or "Bucky"
Fuck me!
I'm sorry doc it's Jacob again, my name's J
"Tell me J uh who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fuckin want him dead it's a voice in my head
I got a lot of voices but this one's misled
He tells me to drink toilet water and shit
"Do you do it?" No. Yes!
I can't help it though I can't stop it
"J, what I want you to do is drop it"
Drop what? "Your feeling of denial
I mean you're an asshole let's face it Jacob he's got style"
Yeah "You should do exactly what he tells you"
Even stab myself?! "Yeah hellz yeah"
Fuck man are you sure doc? "Sincerely
Now on your way out pay my fuckin secretary"
Wow 300 bucks and I'm cured
It's absurd all I gotta do is wait for the word
Now I ain't heard from old Jacob in while
I'm at home jerkin my dick off to Gilligain's Island
When BANG he popped in "J what's up homie?"
Where you been Jacob dog it's been lonely
Doc says I should roll with you. Let's do this
"Alright well let's start off with a glass of your own piss"
Sure with ice? "No ice!" Nice
"Finish up the whole glass and repeat it twice"
All done "Let's go put your shoes on" Where we goin' homie?
"To the graveyard I want you to dig yourself up a girlfriend"
Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!
You heard what the doctor said fuckin do it!"
Well fuck it hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch literally I dug her
Her skin smelled like burned rubber I fuckin love her
Took her corpse home sat it on the couch
Jacob said, "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That's been sittin out in the sun for a couple of months
I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
"There's one more thing that I want you to do"
What's that? "Lay down in the street and trip a semi with your neck"
Trip a semi truck? Bet!
There I was I'm moving off waitin'
To get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes I stuck my fuckin head out
Like this Jacob?! "Yeah! Pow!"
I'm in critical I got minutes left I end up fightin
With death why did the doctor tell me to listen to him!
I'm laid up about to die screw him!
Pick up the phone. "Hello?"
Hi it's me J that one fat goofy weirdo
Yeah listen I'm about to die why did you tell me to follow his word?!
"'Cause he's a don-mega and you're a nerd"
Well I hear you on that much OK
But what kind of fuckin doctor are you anyway!
I mean you're telling me I'm nothing but a scrub!
"I thought you knew homie. This is doctor Jacob!"
Ooh I get it everybody have a laugh
I'm nothing but a sick homogetic mental path
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacob's word
That mother
"What!" I didn't say nothin'
"Bullshit bitch!" I didn't say anything!
How you're gonna tell me I'm in your head bitch!"
I was gonna compliment you "But I heard everything!"
Well get out of my fuckin' head! "Fuck yours instead"
Get out of my fucking head alright! My fucking head
"That's right my head too my head too!"
You don't got your own fuckin' head!
I'm not running around in your fucking brain!
"'Cause I ain't got one bitch!" Fuck you!
"Eat your leg!" I'm sorry
"Eat your leg!" I'm sorry not my leg
"Eat it bitch!" Leave my leg alone
"Eat it!"
There's there's many many voices in my head many different voices
Some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this, some are like this
I hear voices one voice in particular, comes into my mind perpendicular
Rectangular it's a strangular, he's like some kind of mental fucking mangular
I don't know, he tells me to punch Esham and Shaggz
So I punch 'em I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad slap me and smear my make-up
I've named this evil voice named him "Jacob"
Jacob tells me, "Climb the ladder and jump off head first
On the street. Don't worry it's soft"
So I jump thump I'm on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me, "You're so fucking nerdy"
Fuck him I hate him I hate him I can't escape him
I finally get alone he calls me on a telephone
"Violent J there?" Here
"Hey. This is Jacob. I want you to piss in your underwear
OK, bud?" Sure, I'm pissin now it fuckin tickles
Jacob's dissin again I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers off for that motherfucker
I finally had enough, go see a doctor
Doc, hello
"Hi have a seat let's see uh what is it Joe?"
Yeah Joe Bruce my friends call me "Chucky"
"Chucky?" Either that or "Bucky"
Fuck me!
I'm sorry doc it's Jacob again, my name's J
"Tell me J uh who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fuckin want him dead it's a voice in my head
I got a lot of voices but this one's misled
He tells me to drink toilet water and shit
"Do you do it?" No. Yes!
I can't help it though I can't stop it
"J, what I want you to do is drop it"
Drop what? "Your feeling of denial
I mean you're an asshole let's face it Jacob he's got style"
Yeah "You should do exactly what he tells you"
Even stab myself?! "Yeah hellz yeah"
Fuck man are you sure doc? "Sincerely
Now on your way out pay my fuckin secretary"
Wow 300 bucks and I'm cured
It's absurd all I gotta do is wait for the word
Now I ain't heard from old Jacob in while
I'm at home jerkin my dick off to Gilligain's Island
When BANG he popped in "J what's up homie?"
Where you been Jacob dog it's been lonely
Doc says I should roll with you. Let's do this
"Alright well let's start off with a glass of your own piss"
Sure with ice? "No ice!" Nice
"Finish up the whole glass and repeat it twice"
All done "Let's go put your shoes on" Where we goin' homie?
"To the graveyard I want you to dig yourself up a girlfriend"
Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!
You heard what the doctor said fuckin do it!"
Well fuck it hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch literally I dug her
Her skin smelled like burned rubber I fuckin love her
Took her corpse home sat it on the couch
Jacob said, "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That's been sittin out in the sun for a couple of months
I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
"There's one more thing that I want you to do"
What's that? "Lay down in the street and trip a semi with your neck"
Trip a semi truck? Bet!
There I was I'm moving off waitin'
To get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes I stuck my fuckin head out
Like this Jacob?! "Yeah! Pow!"
I'm in critical I got minutes left I end up fightin
With death why did the doctor tell me to listen to him!
I'm laid up about to die screw him!
Pick up the phone. "Hello?"
Hi it's me J that one fat goofy weirdo
Yeah listen I'm about to die why did you tell me to follow his word?!
"'Cause he's a don-mega and you're a nerd"
Well I hear you on that much OK
But what kind of fuckin doctor are you anyway!
I mean you're telling me I'm nothing but a scrub!
"I thought you knew homie. This is doctor Jacob!"
Ooh I get it everybody have a laugh
I'm nothing but a sick homogetic mental path
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacob's word
That mother
"What!" I didn't say nothin'
"Bullshit bitch!" I didn't say anything!
How you're gonna tell me I'm in your head bitch!"
I was gonna compliment you "But I heard everything!"
Well get out of my fuckin' head! "Fuck yours instead"
Get out of my fucking head alright! My fucking head
"That's right my head too my head too!"
You don't got your own fuckin' head!
I'm not running around in your fucking brain!
"'Cause I ain't got one bitch!" Fuck you!
"Eat your leg!" I'm sorry
"Eat your leg!" I'm sorry not my leg
"Eat it bitch!" Leave my leg alone
"Eat it!"
Thanks to mark for adding these lyrics.
Writer(s): Mike E. Clark
