"The Great Show (Original Version)" lyrics

We've got Fun Houses, Murder Go Round's
House of Horrors and Wax Museums
Tunnels of Love, Terror Wheels
House of Mirrors and Killing Fields

Lalalalala-aw shit! Dum bitty bum
I'm Violent J and I fucked your mom
And I'm leadin' this spectacle into your town
We've got magic, and voodoo, and wicked clowns
Most people don't like these juggalos
You can take these nuts and juggle those
If you're scared, sleep with your parents under the covers
I'll axe all three of you motherfuckers
We got bitches with bearded faces
Hunch back, acrobatic mental cases
Serial murderin' psychopathic's
A little red man with little hatchet's, chop!
In Detroit we don't Blood or Crip
But that don't mean I won't bitch smack that lip
We got folk love, people love, down since birth
Welcome to the greatest show on earth

Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town

I'm Shaggy the clown and I don't give fucks
I push old ladies out in front of Mack trucks
I pick your daughter up whenever I need
Drop her off in the morning smellin' like weed
Fuck Gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique
And every other rock band that stole my shit
We's real juggalos with the dead we dance
And I'll kick your ass through your leather pants
I'm a wizard, I throw wicked hexes
And make your nut sack bigger than Texas
And as you cry at how fragile it gets
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch
I'm a circus sideshow Faygo booza
Fuck video shows and Lollapalooza
We come from a world far under the dirt
To bring you the greatest show on earth, bitch

Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody

Legz Diamond strikes on a chosen chord
Mike Clark puts it all through his ouija board
Me and Shaggy recite the forbidden passes
That tell you they comin' for them bitch asses
How can you tell if they out to get ya?
Look in the mirror see a clown there with ya
First you see him, next second he's gone
That can only mean that it won't be long
We ain't grippin', I'm still keepin' it real
I put triple gold Daytons on ferris wheels
Strap my coffin up to em and roll
You can tell I'm comin' 'cause I shake the flow
Tell your bitch ass momma she can suck my dick
If she got some kinda problem with my shit
Nothin' can stop us, nothin' will work
And all witness the greatest show on earth! Motherfucker!

Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Hand off every line that you know
Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me)
The magical dark carnival's in town
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll