"Juggalo Paradise" lyrics

[Violent J {Shaggy 2 Dope}:]
I'm sweatin' again, I always do
I should probably take another pill or two
In the mirror, I see the face of Frankenstein
And that face is mine
I go to work at Subway, slicin' ham (Chop chop)
Cut my finger off again (Arghhh damn!)
I walk home, tryin' to dodge and hide from thugs
They like to beat on scrubs
I go through this all the time though, I call
{J, where the fuck you at?} The mall
{Did you get your ass stomped again?} No!
And yes… ah-hahaha… so?
Nobody sees what I see, do they?
They just cast me aside, put me away
No friends, no style, no place to go
'Til I went juggalo!

[Violent J:]
It's callin' you (Everybody!), it's all for you (Hey hey!)
It's callin' you (Come on!), it's all that's left to do
That's why it's callin' you (Juggalos!), it's all for you (Hey-ey)
It's callin' you (Yay-yeah!), it's all that's left to do
That's why it's callin' you

Look at me now man, brain dead
I could de-rail a fuckin' train with my forehead
I now live by the Carnival dominion
So motherfuck your opinion
I'm a looney path, I kill pedestrians
Families, neighbours, best of friends
Anybody (Who?) and if I don't kill 'em
I keep them in my basement and drill 'em
Dead, just kiddin'
All I really did is unlock the forbidden (Uh)
I just let my fuckin' mind unwind
I don't care what you think, you don't inner-twine (Bitch!)
Fuck the world, fuck everybody in it (Uh)
Even the Sneaker Pimps girl (Who?), I'd fuck her in a minute
You can live to impress and dress fresh bitch
I don't care, fuck everybody out there!

[Shaggy 2 Dope {Violent J}:]
Rydas! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Loonies! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) {Juggalos!}
Stalkers! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Fat mans! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) {Hehehehehe!}
Gangstas! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) {Woo!}
Nymphos! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) {Come on!}
Crackheads, (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) {Ay!}
Assholes! (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)

[Violent J:]
I smoke peace pipes with Indian war chiefs (Oh)
I steal jewels with Chinese ninja thieves (Pow)
I dress well like yuppies and crush walls
I throw giant ice bergs like snowballs (Ah-ha!)
I surf tidal waves, drink molten rock
I'll put a fuckin' tornado in a headlock
I'll go to Italy and straighten that tower
Whatever the fuck I want, with the Juggalo power

It's callin' you (Juggalos!), it's all for you (Come on!)
It's callin' you (Hey hey hey!), it's all that's left to do
That's why it's callin' you (Hey hey!), it's all for you (Come on!)
It's callin' you (Ay!), it's all that's left to do
That's why it's callin' you
Psychos! (It's callin' you) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Ex-convicts! (It's all for you) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) (Juggalos!)
Cleptos! (It's all that's left to do) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Whinos! (That's why it's callin' you) (Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em!)
Headless! (It's all for you) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Liars! (It's callin' you) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) (Come on!)
Stranglas! (It's all that's left to do) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!)
Burning! (That's why it's callin' you) (Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!) (Ay!)

Here I go again, another day (C'mon)
Dealin' with these motherfuckin' idiots at subway (Uh)
It's okay, 'cause now I see behind it
And I keep myself reminded
None of these robot nine to five puppets that I see
Are any better than me, motherfacko!
They just struggalin', in the world they choose
I'm waitin' on the wagons, with my Juggalos