"Ninja" lyrics
(from "Big Money Hu$tla$" soundtrack)
[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
Hey, yo J, man, ay
(Yeah?)
Ay, man, you remember me?
(Uh huh)
And you remember that shit you said?
(Nuh uh)
Well, payback's a bitch!
Motherfucker, let's go, man
Hold up, man, he's still alive, man
Die, motherfucker, damn!
Shoot that motherfucker again, man
Oh shit
Shoot him again, man
That motherfucker's still alive, man
Die, man
Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man
(The wicked clowns will never die!)
(Bitches)
What the hell's a ninja? (Ninjas possess the superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfucker!)
Ninjas are a branch of the Japanese samurai (The superior skills!)
A very old organization (Of ninjitsu!)
It's origins are hundreds of years old (Motherfucker!)
Much of its history has been lost (Ninjas have the indomitable fighting skills!)
Not many ninjas exist today, yet they all have (Of a ninja!)
Indomitable fighting skills and superb ninjitsu (A ninjer!)
No matter what weapons you use, a ninjer will never die (A motherfuckin' ninja!)
[Violent J:]
Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
So I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through the halls
And then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
'Cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up, and everybody turned away
And now they dissin' me, yellin', "Fuck Nerdy-J!"
I sit and think at how it changed as I got olda
As I think I draw a ninja on my folda, ugh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell the whole class, "Nobody move or jiggle
First one that do I'll make your fuckin' neck wiggle."
Everyone would start jockin', the news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
After I was done killin' all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in the house, and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again, but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take forever."
When he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks together
"Now get the fuck out my house, never come back!"
I throw a Chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ow!)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit you!"
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But I still gotta go to work, and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty five
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' forty five
But he'd think he "the shit" 'cause he's the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about five minutes late
'Cause I was tryin' to clean the blood off my ninja blade
So, Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screamin' at me, sweatin' over this place
Mad, 'cause I'm late, he's no betta than me
Just another bitch workin' for next to free
I thought about taking my Ninja steel
And cuttin' up his body, and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin' wack, and I could kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
Fuck that! I'm a Wicked Clown, bitch! Hahahahahaha!
Hey, yo J, man, ay
(Yeah?)
Ay, man, you remember me?
(Uh huh)
And you remember that shit you said?
(Nuh uh)
Well, payback's a bitch!
Motherfucker, let's go, man
Hold up, man, he's still alive, man
Die, motherfucker, damn!
Shoot that motherfucker again, man
Oh shit
Shoot him again, man
That motherfucker's still alive, man
Die, man
Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man
(The wicked clowns will never die!)
(Bitches)
What the hell's a ninja? (Ninjas possess the superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfucker!)
Ninjas are a branch of the Japanese samurai (The superior skills!)
A very old organization (Of ninjitsu!)
It's origins are hundreds of years old (Motherfucker!)
Much of its history has been lost (Ninjas have the indomitable fighting skills!)
Not many ninjas exist today, yet they all have (Of a ninja!)
Indomitable fighting skills and superb ninjitsu (A ninjer!)
No matter what weapons you use, a ninjer will never die (A motherfuckin' ninja!)
[Violent J:]
Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
So I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through the halls
And then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
'Cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up, and everybody turned away
And now they dissin' me, yellin', "Fuck Nerdy-J!"
I sit and think at how it changed as I got olda
As I think I draw a ninja on my folda, ugh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell the whole class, "Nobody move or jiggle
First one that do I'll make your fuckin' neck wiggle."
Everyone would start jockin', the news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
After I was done killin' all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in the house, and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again, but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take forever."
When he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks together
"Now get the fuck out my house, never come back!"
I throw a Chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ow!)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit you!"
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But I still gotta go to work, and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty five
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' forty five
But he'd think he "the shit" 'cause he's the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about five minutes late
'Cause I was tryin' to clean the blood off my ninja blade
So, Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screamin' at me, sweatin' over this place
Mad, 'cause I'm late, he's no betta than me
Just another bitch workin' for next to free
I thought about taking my Ninja steel
And cuttin' up his body, and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin' wack, and I could kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
Fuck that! I'm a Wicked Clown, bitch! Hahahahahaha!
Writer(s): Joseph Bruce
