"Jesus Was A Capricorn" lyrics

Well, Jesus was a Capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes
Long-haired beard and sandals
And a funky bunch of friends
I believe we'd nail him up if he came down again

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can be better than at any time they please
Someone doin' something dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me

Every egghead cussing rednecks cussing hippies for their hair
Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at squares
Some folks hate the white folks
Hate the black folks
Who hate the Klan folks
Most folks hate good jokes they don't understand

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can be better than at any time they please
Someone doin' something dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else, help yourself to me

Well, Jesus was Capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes
Long hair, beard and sandals
And a Funky bunch of friends
Man I reckon we'd just nail him up if he came down again

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can be better than at any time they please
Someone doin' something dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
Yea, if you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
Help yourself to me...