"Behind The Phone Line" lyrics

Thank you for calling the helltime automated answering service
Par- Para continuar en español... presiona el numero cinco

Do you wanna try that one line over?
Yeah. I don't know where my three is...
Oh, it goes from one, two, four...
Just, try the spanish one again. 'Cause you nailed the first one.
Okay

Para continuar en español presiona el numero cinco
Perfect
If you're gay, please press one. If you're straight, please hang up the phone and consider your life choices.

[*both laugh*]

For quality control, your call may be recorded or monitored
"Please wait"
Please wait while we transfer your call

Your call is very important to us and will be ans... answered in the order received.
Let me try that one again
Yeah, yeah
Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order received
Don't, you're... don't rush that. Just:
"Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order received" (Okay)
Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order received
Put a pause between the two like, independent sections
Really? You think so?
Yeah. I think that sounds more phone answery-like.
Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order received

You are currently: In line
Estimated wait time is: Third. Less than thirty seconds.

[*both laugh*]