"Merry Happy Christmas" lyrics

I just wanted to wish you a merry, happy Christmas
It's funny that I wanted to wish you happy, merry, happy Christmas
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

And I said, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy Christmas"

Did you notice that I wanted to wish you merry, merry, happy Christmas?
Is it clear that I wanted to say, "Happy December Twenty-fifth-mas"?
"December Twenty-fifth-mas" is a new way I invented to say "Christmas"
But I'd prefer just saying, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry Christmas"

Are you awake? Did you hear what I just said to you?
I fear that you were sleeping and you didn't hear the thing that I just said to you
Should I repeat the thing that I just said to you?
It'll only take a minute, and you really ought to hear the thing I said to you

Well, I say, "Happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, happy, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy, holly, jolly, merry, happy, jolly, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, jolly, happy, happy, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

Stop singing, you idiot, I'm Jewish