"Twistin Scriptures" lyrics

"Twistin Scriptures"

[?] presents "Twistin Sriptures"!
The wacky new scripture mangling game that's taking the world by storm
You and your family will have hours of fun distorting, warping and perverting your favourites scriptures
Which you can wield against Satan's apostates as well as your own friends and family
Bible not included


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