"Online Rage" lyrics

Listen up, Rockstar, I waited long enough
It's been a whole two weeks since I picked this up
And now the multiplayer's finally online
I guess you could say that it arrived on time
Even though I've tried since 5:15
To get past this goddamn loading screen
And now it's midnight (Midnight?), that's obscene
I wanted to play, now I'm fallin' asleep
And in my dreams, I had no problems
Jumped in the game and it was awesome
But that was just a dream
Literally just a dream

Hurry up, 'cause I can't wait longer
I don't understand how this could take longer
Time to file a complaint to Rockstar
'Cause I'm a gamer who will not wait longer

Don't get me wrong, Campaign was great
But I paid for more, so I can complain
All I wanna do is play with my friends
How come I can't get on, but they can?
"Haha, Skull, are you gonna cry?"
No, I just got a little dirt in my eye
Honestly about to lose my mind
It's like buying a car you're not allowed to drive
This game sucks so much balls
Swear to God, it's the worst game eva'
Even if it were to load right now
I'd write it such a bad review, just because—

Oh no, where's my character?
It was saved right here, I swear it was
This is terrible, can't be happening
Rockstar is tryna make an ass of me
Now they say to wait a few days
And maybe all the info will be saved
So, what? I should just not play?
What the fuck?