"Snipe Off" lyrics

[Skull:]
This is battlefield class, call it recon
Modern Warfare 3, have a seat, son
Take a couple notes cause you're gonna need 'em
Cuz when I get my freak on
You're obsolete, PUNK
In Battlefield, sniping is an occupation
I'll snipe your face like I was Taylor Seguin
Cuz I got a lotta points
And score goals with the ladies
I don't touch COD cuz poop
Is something I don't play with

[BrySi:]
Speaking of poopy, you'd better grab an umbrella
Cuz I'm about to take a dump
On you and Battlefield, fella
Yeah, I'm known around these parts as the king of COD
From the beginning all the way
To Modern Warfare 3
I pull the trigger, pop shots
Nothing but headshots
Battlefield is still sitting alone in it's sealed box
When I play with DICE, I get incredibly bored
I have everything I need, thank you Infinity Ward

[Skull:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
It's not a Rap Battle
It's a SNIPE OFF
Stick to the trenches
Or your head is going right off

[BrySi:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
DICE studios or Infinity Ward?
You gotta pick a side
Who you fighting for?

[Skull:]
It's not an arcade game, it's an FPS
Infinity Ward missed that memo again, I guess
I bet right now, they're making COD MOD 4
And it's the same fricken game
As all the others before
Bullet drop, Headshot, One Shot Kills
These are just a couple reasons
Why Battlefield's ILL
I'm the kind of gamer who pays his Microsoft bills
And I never rage quit cuz I'm totally chill

[BrySi:]
My sniper is gold-plated, my enemies hate it
I won an Oscar for my skills in Killcam Entertainment
Thank you, thank you, you're all incredibly kind
I want to thank God and all these noobs that kept dying
You wanna see a trick shot? Cover my eyes
I'll pull across the map no-scope, BOOM surprise
Try to do that in battlefield
You won't have any luck
You said yourself it was ill
You should've said that it sucks

[Skull:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
It's not a Rap Battle
It's a SNIPE OFF
Stick to the trenches
Or your head is going right off

[BrySi:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
DICE studios or Infinity Ward?
You gotta pick a side
Who you fighting for?

[Skull:]
I swear to god, I'm not misogynistic
But if COD were a woman, it's belong in the kitchen
It's unrealistic, perfect for little bitches
Like a cage fight between Snooki and Hilary Clinton
Quickscopes, no scopes, all about the luck
You don't get one cuz you're good
You get one cuz you suck
If you dare to step on our servers
You should be prepared to duck
Because unlike C-O-D, this Battlefield's ROUGH

[BrySi:]
Now I'm a fan of the sandwiches
Peanut butter and jelly
And since we're speaking of jelly
Are you jealous of me?
We broke records, we smashed it in 2011
While you were overrated hype
We were close to perfection
I think the public has spoke, Battlefield is a joke
I'll shove my Barret 50 Cal
Way down inside your throat
But not too far inside you're mouth
I don't want you to choke
After all I think you do that
Well enough on you're own

[Skull:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
It's not a Rap Battle
It's a SNIPE OFF
Stick to the trenches
Or your head is going right off

[BrySi:]
B to the F
CO to the D
Battlefield versus
Modern Warfare 3
DICE studios or Infinity Ward?
You gotta pick a side
Who you fighting for?