"CoD Hax!" lyrics
When I'm on Xbox, I'ma make you scream
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
We're your worst nightmare, we're mean and clever
We stay up all night 'cause our mommies let us
So if you wonder why your gamerscore is messed up
It's 'cause we were there, you'll wish you never met us
Every night for dinner, I eat cold chicken tenders
Throw away my salad, fuck you lettuce!
Then I play some COD and own some little bitches
They get pissed off 'cause I fuck 'em up with glitches
Infinity Ward? Fuck your game patches
I wanna see some hacks in all my team deathmatches
I live for this shit even if it gets me banned
File a report bitch, Microsoft thinks I'm the man
If I do not like you, you bet your ass I'ma call you out
Grab your mic, if you'd like, 1v1 me right now
I'm gonna win this match
And watch as you just bow your head in shame
Make your XP go negatively
And laugh at you when you hear me say
When I'm on Xbox, I'ma make you scream
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
Any match that I join, I know that I'm gonna win
Infinite UAV, killing you again-again
You think that I'm at tenth prestige?
I never spent my time on that
I get all my XP from my upgraded hacks
You wanna try? Join my match, I'll give you the update
By the time I've screwed you over, you're already like "Fuck, wait!"
That's when I walk away with a handful of Microsoft Points
You're at fault, not me
Dumbass, you should have never joined
It doesn't matter if it's night or day
It doesn't matter which COD you play
You can tell me that I'm dumb and gay
But I'll hack you to pieces when you hear me say
When I'm on Xbox, I'ma make you scream
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
We're your worst nightmare, we're mean and clever
We stay up all night 'cause our mommies let us
So if you wonder why your gamerscore is messed up
It's 'cause we were there, you'll wish you never met us
Every night for dinner, I eat cold chicken tenders
Throw away my salad, fuck you lettuce!
Then I play some COD and own some little bitches
They get pissed off 'cause I fuck 'em up with glitches
Infinity Ward? Fuck your game patches
I wanna see some hacks in all my team deathmatches
I live for this shit even if it gets me banned
File a report bitch, Microsoft thinks I'm the man
If I do not like you, you bet your ass I'ma call you out
Grab your mic, if you'd like, 1v1 me right now
I'm gonna win this match
And watch as you just bow your head in shame
Make your XP go negatively
And laugh at you when you hear me say
When I'm on Xbox, I'ma make you scream
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
Any match that I join, I know that I'm gonna win
Infinite UAV, killing you again-again
You think that I'm at tenth prestige?
I never spent my time on that
I get all my XP from my upgraded hacks
You wanna try? Join my match, I'll give you the update
By the time I've screwed you over, you're already like "Fuck, wait!"
That's when I walk away with a handful of Microsoft Points
You're at fault, not me
Dumbass, you should have never joined
It doesn't matter if it's night or day
It doesn't matter which COD you play
You can tell me that I'm dumb and gay
But I'll hack you to pieces when you hear me say
When I'm on Xbox, I'ma make you scream
When you see my hacks on your TV screen
And you wonder how I am on a spree
My controller mod makes me look MLG
Try to bring me down, I'm unstoppable
And my KDR is impossible
I'm online all day, hacking COD
I don't need to play when all I do is cheat
