"Scotland" lyrics

"Scotland"

I'd like to go to Scotland
I'd like to wear a kilt
I'd like to show off my two legs
And do just what I wilt

I'd like to go to Scotland
And show off my two thighs
I'd like to wear a minikilt
And poke you in the eyes

I'd like to go to Scotland
And be so very bad
I'd wear a micro minikilt
Of plaid


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