"Every 1950's Rock N' Roll Song (For Some Reason)" lyrics

Well she was just thirteen, I was thirty-one
I said "Little girl, let's have some fun"

I'm gonna marry that girl
She's thirteen years old, woo!
I'm gonna marry that girl that's thirteen years of age

Well I took her to the church after school
She's just thirteen and she's my cousin too
And if her daddy gets mad one of these days
I'll shoot him in the head with his own 12 gauge

I'm gonna marry that girl
She's thirteen years old, woo!
I'm gonna marry that girl that's thirteen years of age

Well, I drink corn liquor and I tell lies
Me and my friends, we're not good guys
And if you wanna know why I'm so sick
I ate lead paint when I was a kid

I'm gonna marry that girl
She's thirteen years old, woo!
I'm gonna marry that girl that's thirteen years of–
Take it away!

I'm gonna marry that girl
She's thirteen years old, woo!
I'm gonna marry that girl that's thirteen years of-
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