"Satan Will Molest You" lyrics

I said now, Satan, he'll molest you
He'll sodomize you every single day
If you ever disobey the Bible
He'll tie you down and really make you pay

You will go to hell if you're a drunkard
Or if you smoke that marijuana leaf
If you fornicate with Jewish women
Or if you hold a communist belief
If you ask unnecessary questions
Let me tell you now that you've been warned
'Cause Satan, he will burn your genitalia
And than he'll penetrate you with his horn

I said now, Satan, he'll molest you
Even just for thinkin' silly thoughts
He's in your mind from morning 'til the sunset
So trust me, son, I'll promise you'll get caught

Now, Satan is a real, living person
He lives a mile underneath the sea
He's not a playful, goofy little gremlin
He's twelve feet tall and has a scary scream

And he sounds like "Ahhh! Huuaggh! Haah-aah, ahh, ahh, ahh!"
Now do you see, children?
It's like that, but even scarier
Well, get to pickin' now!

The world is gonna end, that much is certain
On Easter morning, 1965
So when you face that great atomic fire
Will your soul be saved when you are burned alive?

Or will Satan, will he molest you
Can you face the only certain truth
If you're not a perfect little child
Well, Satan, he'll sure molest you too