"THERAPY!" lyrics

I been waitin for this one turboooooooooooooooo...

Absolutely crazy stupid loco
Obnoxious, I'm toxic, you know the name
Supercalifragilisticexpiala-doses of shrooms inside my brain
They said you'll never make it in the business kid
But now I'm makin 6 figures on the internet
They were talkin shit now they're tryna suck my dick
Cuz I'm bein who I am and I don't fuckin miss

My therapist said I should go therapy!
My family thinks this is so embarrassing
My new friends asked me if I want some ketamine
My old friends say I turned into who id never be

My ex label, thank god, that they set me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My ex girl well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet

I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet

Waitress, waitress
Please can I get the check?
I got a couple girls and they tryna kiss my neck
I got a couple girls that I'm tryna disrespect
They want me to give em somethin that they won't forget

Got a show tonight in Austin, Texas
Sorry, no more people on the guest list
It seems like you don't really get the message
You got questions that I'm not addressing

My girl said she don't wanna go to therapy!
She thinks it's way too embarrassing
I guess I'm the villain in her narrative
But it's fine cuz now I got clarity

My ex label, thank god, that they set me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My ex girl, well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet

I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
Bitch, I hope they never ever ever meet
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet!
I hope they never meet

What?
I hope they never fuckin meet
Ever ever ever ever ever
Ever in this lifetime
Oh my god!
I hope they never meet