"The Wiggles Hate Each Other In Real Life" lyrics

If you are a child
You've probably seen
The Wiggles on TV
And though they appear
To be best of friends
There's so much that you don't see

Soon as the cameras are off, they don't linger
Four having cigarette break in the hall
Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers
And none of them speaks to the others at all

This one time on set
Greg stumbles in drunk
Just like he does every day
But he let's it slip
He spent all last night
With Anthony's fiancé

Silence, then everything suddenly launches
Into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight
Taping's postponed because Murray's unconscious
And Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night