"Horse Meat Macarena" lyrics

Grandmastafunk in this bitch
X on the beat

[Lil Barncale:]
I'm out here with Uncle Ron
Yeah, I'm fucking your dad and then I'm fucking your mom
She gave me a foot job
My dick in her mouth likes it's corn on the cob
I put her in handcuffs, but I'm not even a cop
I got your bitch wetter than a mop
Lil' bitch, call me Joe, 'cause your mom gave me slop
That hoe said that my nuts were scrumptious
I stuck my dick in a pumpkin
I was gonna suck her toes
But I took off her shoe and they were covered in bunions
I eat the ass like Funyuns
Her coochie smelled like onions
I whip out my horse meat ding-dong and shoot my load at her like the Las Vegas gunman
If babies didn't cry there would be no need for fleshlights
I fucked a bitch with a flashlight
I don't care if she's left or right
I'm ploughing your mother all day and all night

[Uncle Ron:]
Uncle Ron, I'm going full throttle
I fucked your dads ass with a beer bottle
I'm poor, I don't have a garage
To hide the body when I kill Nicky Minaj
Yeah, Cardi B gotta die too
I like fat bitches and fried food
A fat black bitch and some cheese sticks
I got aids bro, I'm diseased bitch
Call me rape 'cause I'm never gonna stop
Your girl called me Jew 'cause her mom gave me top
Call me Marmon so you can catch the fake
When Ron's around, young boys get paid
Yeah, catch me at Chuck-E-Cheese
Playing ski ball with kids, eat these
Nuts, buts, gotta go in like turbo sluts
Yeah I quoted [?] a lot
Your mom and dad suck dicks a lot
Took a kid on a date to the carnival
That young man's name was Lil Barnacle
Ron