"Smegma" lyrics
Lil Barnacle & Uncle Ron Lyrics
[EDP445:]
Good evening Twitter, this is ya' boy Eat Dat Pussy 445
And about like thirty to forty-five minutes ago
I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard
That I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb
And my dick has also went totally numb (48 on the beat)
To the point where it feels fucking weird when I go take a piss
[Lil Barnacle:]
I-I just drank milk from a male cow, I don't know how
I think it might have been his dick in my mouth
I-I took your mother straight to pound town
Pulled up and down and thrusted my cock and balls up and down
Call your mom a kraken because she eats a lot of semen
I'm fucking illegal aliens, you can call me Ben 10
Fuck your dad in the ass and I don't even like men
And I already banged your grandmother, but I'll do it again
I knowingly gave you girlfriend aids
I made her drink my piss because I told her it was lemonade
My side bitch is in the third grade
Me and Uncle Ron just ran a train on our sex slave
[Uncle Ron:]
Fuck a couple burgers, film and put it on the internet
Point at your mom's pussy, asking "Is it time for dinner yet?"
I eat ass like [?] eats the snake
Wash it down with a fuckin' juice that's grape
I put my hard ass dick between your girl's thighs
When I git Drake's DM's that little bitch replies
Who wants to suck on my di-di-dick until it shits, piss
I fucked your dad while eating peanut butter Ritz, bitch
This ain't meme rap, this is cream rap
I see your dad's ass and you know I gotta cream that
Who you know fresher than Ron, riddle me that
I saw a little girl, she said "Fiddle me, Cap"
At the waffle house with my African goddess
My new [?] your girls, fuckin' slob bitch
I'm with a bitch that's Slavic
Underage the hottest
My teeth are the [?]
It's not erectile dysfunction, my dick's just being modest
Good evening Twitter, this is ya' boy Eat Dat Pussy 445
And about like thirty to forty-five minutes ago
I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard
That I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb
And my dick has also went totally numb (48 on the beat)
To the point where it feels fucking weird when I go take a piss
[Lil Barnacle:]
I-I just drank milk from a male cow, I don't know how
I think it might have been his dick in my mouth
I-I took your mother straight to pound town
Pulled up and down and thrusted my cock and balls up and down
Call your mom a kraken because she eats a lot of semen
I'm fucking illegal aliens, you can call me Ben 10
Fuck your dad in the ass and I don't even like men
And I already banged your grandmother, but I'll do it again
I knowingly gave you girlfriend aids
I made her drink my piss because I told her it was lemonade
My side bitch is in the third grade
Me and Uncle Ron just ran a train on our sex slave
[Uncle Ron:]
Fuck a couple burgers, film and put it on the internet
Point at your mom's pussy, asking "Is it time for dinner yet?"
I eat ass like [?] eats the snake
Wash it down with a fuckin' juice that's grape
I put my hard ass dick between your girl's thighs
When I git Drake's DM's that little bitch replies
Who wants to suck on my di-di-dick until it shits, piss
I fucked your dad while eating peanut butter Ritz, bitch
This ain't meme rap, this is cream rap
I see your dad's ass and you know I gotta cream that
Who you know fresher than Ron, riddle me that
I saw a little girl, she said "Fiddle me, Cap"
At the waffle house with my African goddess
My new [?] your girls, fuckin' slob bitch
I'm with a bitch that's Slavic
Underage the hottest
My teeth are the [?]
It's not erectile dysfunction, my dick's just being modest
