"SAD SOB STORY! :)" lyrics

If lying was a talent, baby, you'd be an expert
I said that I could manage, fuck, I didn't need a lecture
And you're so sick that you made me miss my best friend's birthday 'cause you hated how she pointed out that the jokes that you made about me weren't even ever really that funny
They were just to put me down

I'm so glad we're over, no more fighting, then trying, then fighting again
You can keep the damn sofa 'cause I never liked the orange, but you hated the red

Guess I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place
Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way
But I don't stalk your Instagram 'cause I don't care to know, mate
Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business
And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just wanted to say
Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday
But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway
You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

If being mean was a habit, you must be addicted
It's hard to imagine what world you think you live in
'Cause if you didn't win, you'd throw the closest thing
To you or punch your fist through the wall like it was made of sand
Darling, you're mad
Worse than my dad
You should get therapy or a punching bag

And I'm so glad we're over, no more trying, then fighting, then fighting again
And you can keep the damn sofa 'cause I never liked the orange but you hated the red

So I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place
Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way
But I don't stalk your Instagram 'cause I don't care to know, mate
Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business
And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just wanted to say
Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday
But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it anyway
You can keep your sad sob story

I had to let you go to know that I didn't need you in the first place
Life's about learning and it can show you that the hard way
But I don't stalk your Instagram, I don't care to know, mate
Who you've been sleeping with's no longer my business
And damn, it feels good, it feels great, I've moved on but I just needed to say
Best of luck to you and I hope you're happy someday
But keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it, I won't read it anyway

You can keep your sad sob story 'cause I won't read it, I won't read it anyway
I won't read it anyway
Yeah, yeah-yeah
Yeah, yeah