"An Ode To Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood" lyrics
Yeah
We're all equipped
Hey kids, wanna try a little "Charlie Sheen"?
It's the best drug known to man
Check it out
I'm Charlie Sheen, got cocaine jaw
Fucked Bree Olson, did the whole thing raw
I make two million every episode, that's modest for my pay
I got fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA
Fuck AA, fuck anybody with cancer
Fuck pornstars, fuck dancers
You call me an addict and I'll just smile, dream on
Punk bitch, I'm the real Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
My line's polar, it's the ninth inning
You're bipolar, I'm bi-winning
Banging seven-gram rocks, tear my chest apart
And you will see that I have three extra hearts
Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love
Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love
I got tiger blood
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Five-foot-nine with a heart on clean
Blinked his eyes and he cured AIDS
His women and cocaine are pure grade
Okay, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Ten-foot-twenty money large and green
Looking in the mirror like "I'm a stud"
Don't fuck with me, I got tiger blood
We gotta speed things up now
Taking it down, dicking it down
Sticking my dick in and kicking a venomous
Sentiment, isn't it eminent that I'm invincible
Head full of demons and chemicals
Flipping the furniture in my hotel room
My wallet is missing, I'm going insane
So I'm dipping my hand in my pocket
Then flipping my finger
Fuck you all, I'm doing cocaine
Take a vacation with porno star bitches
I puke in the trash bin
Cause I'm two and a half men
I won't die and anyone that's died
Is really stupid just ask them
Sinister fucking unscrupulous laughter
Rock and porn life
This is all a lesson
Never fuck Roger Dorn's wife, oops
It's my life
And I'm tired of pretending
I am not special I'm making them clap
I'm still an F18 when taking a nap
I'm a battle tested bayonet
That will violently love
Till we ice age swimming
I GOT TIGER BLOOD I STAY WINNING, bitch!
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Half-man, Half-horse, Half-machine
Camera phone, shooting amateur porn
Wrote "Apocalypse Now" before I was born
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Bones made of compressed methamphetamine
I'm not an actor, bitch
I'm a drug
I got five children and tiger blood
We're all equipped
Hey kids, wanna try a little "Charlie Sheen"?
It's the best drug known to man
Check it out
I'm Charlie Sheen, got cocaine jaw
Fucked Bree Olson, did the whole thing raw
I make two million every episode, that's modest for my pay
I got fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA
Fuck AA, fuck anybody with cancer
Fuck pornstars, fuck dancers
You call me an addict and I'll just smile, dream on
Punk bitch, I'm the real Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
My line's polar, it's the ninth inning
You're bipolar, I'm bi-winning
Banging seven-gram rocks, tear my chest apart
And you will see that I have three extra hearts
Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love
Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love
I got tiger blood
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Five-foot-nine with a heart on clean
Blinked his eyes and he cured AIDS
His women and cocaine are pure grade
Okay, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Ten-foot-twenty money large and green
Looking in the mirror like "I'm a stud"
Don't fuck with me, I got tiger blood
We gotta speed things up now
Taking it down, dicking it down
Sticking my dick in and kicking a venomous
Sentiment, isn't it eminent that I'm invincible
Head full of demons and chemicals
Flipping the furniture in my hotel room
My wallet is missing, I'm going insane
So I'm dipping my hand in my pocket
Then flipping my finger
Fuck you all, I'm doing cocaine
Take a vacation with porno star bitches
I puke in the trash bin
Cause I'm two and a half men
I won't die and anyone that's died
Is really stupid just ask them
Sinister fucking unscrupulous laughter
Rock and porn life
This is all a lesson
Never fuck Roger Dorn's wife, oops
It's my life
And I'm tired of pretending
I am not special I'm making them clap
I'm still an F18 when taking a nap
I'm a battle tested bayonet
That will violently love
Till we ice age swimming
I GOT TIGER BLOOD I STAY WINNING, bitch!
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Half-man, Half-horse, Half-machine
Camera phone, shooting amateur porn
Wrote "Apocalypse Now" before I was born
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen
Bones made of compressed methamphetamine
I'm not an actor, bitch
I'm a drug
I got five children and tiger blood
Writer(s): David McCleary Sheldon
