"Fastest Rapper Ever" lyrics

"Fastest Rapper Ever"

Okay this is an iPhone stop watch!
And here we go
Here we goooo!

They think I'm fake up on Youtube cause they're idiots
I'm fast as hell
Fast as hell
Fast as hell
Fast as hell though
Look at the iPhone stop watch that's in your face
I'm fast as hell though

That's a real watch, hey

They think I'm fake I'm up on Youtube cause they're idiots
I'm fast as hell though
Fast as hell though
Fast as hell though
Fast as hell though

These are my eyes
That's my black clover hat
Deep breath, yo!

I don't give a fuck about the money or the fame
Or any groupie trying to touch me, I don't even know her name
And I'm just kicking a rap to fade the competition
Cuz sick of the sappy, heinous opposition
Man I'm painting watch or listen
Mothafuckas wanna have another personal epiphany
I'm coming with a symphony, eliminating everybody/anybody
Run up like a cannibal and bite 'em like a peanut butter apple
In a minute, I'ma nibble on a pentagram
And every single bitter lamb is getting so offended
I don't give a damn if anything a mental plan is coming
As a visually integrated entity
And everybody's gonna get the guillotine, yeah!
I'm gettin' cinematic in a matter of a minute
Every milligram is devilish, the Vatican will kill it dead
Gonna kill it til it's dead, I'ma try to get em in the head
Cornfed, Midwestern whore-bred, she looks though thick
And juicy give it to me in the booty-shorts, then you gotta
Get up in the morn' and look at the iPhone bitch, because
I don't give a fuck about the money or the fame
Or any groupie trying to touch me, I don't even know her name
And I'm just kicking a rap to fade the competition
Cuz sick of the sappy, heinous opposition
Man I'm painting watch or listen

Listen
Why you f- listen
See that sh-

Look at the iPhone stop watch that's in your face
I'm fast as hell though
Fast as hell though
Fast as hell though
Fast as hell though

They think I'm fake up on Youtube cause they're idiots

I just did a lap
I just did another lap
Look at the stop watch, right here
I'm fast as hell
I'm fast as hell
I'm fast as hell though


Writer(s): David McCleary Sheldon
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