"Read The Room" lyrics

The first time that you met my mom
You showed up to dinner drunk
And picked a fight with my brother too
You asked another girl on a date
Screenshots don't lie, but you do babe
That was two days after I moved in with you
But there ain't no world where I'd do that again
It ain't no surprise you can't comprehend

I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book
You were half a mile high in every English class you took
No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight
After everything you did, well, that's just stupid
I know it's hard for you to do
But honey, try your best to read the room

Use your common sense to know
Girls don't like when you come home
Smellin' like cigarettes and beer
You shoulda known six months before
When I threw your shit out the door
There was never any second chances here
And dammit I thought I was bein' clear

I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book
You were half a mile high in every English class you took
No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight
After everything you did, well, that's just stupid
I know it's hard for you to do
But honey, try your best to read the room

I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book
You were half a mile high in every English class you took
No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight
After everything you did, well, that's just stupid
I know it's hard for you to do
And thinkin's not your strongest suit
Bless your heart and your IQ
Honey, try your best to read the room