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"I Wish I Were A Prostitute Again" lyrics

The Magnetic Fields Lyrics

"I Wish I Were A Prostitute Again"

He dressed up as a bunny
And licked my little foot
He gave me lots of money
To thrash his naughty butt
And sing when he was done
He dressed me up as King Tut

My life was much more funny
And more entertaining then
I wish I were a prostitute again

He paid me for my urine
He paid me for my poop
Dressed like the Shroud of Turin
Costumed as Betty Boop
Or as Martin Van Buren
Or in a hula hoop

I sold him life insurance
And I pocketed the pen
I wish I were a prostitute again

I got him his own collar
Custom-made, studded with jewels
I made him whoop and holler
With my very special tools
I am a classics scholar
Because he put me through schools

He had twelve million dollars
Until he gave me ten
I wish I were a prostitute again
I was too busy shopping
To cavort with other men
I wish I were a prostitute again


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album: "Quickies" (2020)
The Magnetic Fields - Quickies album cover
Castles Of America
The Biggest Tits In History
The Day The Politicians Died
Castle Down A Dirt Road
Bathroom Quickie
My Stupid Boyfriend
Love Gone Wrong
Favorite Bar
Kill A Man A Week
Kraftwerk In A Blackout
When She Plays The Toy Piano
Death Pact (Let's Make A)
I've Got A Date With Jesus
Come, Life, Shaker Life!
(I Want To Join A) Biker Gang
Rock 'n' Roll Guy
You've Got A Friend In Beelzebub
Let's Get Drunk Again (And Get Divorced)
The Best Cup Of Coffee In Tennessee
When The Brat Upstairs Got A Drum Kit
The Price You Pay
The Boy In The Corner
Song Of The Ant
I Wish I Had Fangs And A Tail
Evil Rhythm
She Says Hello
The Little Robot Girl
I Wish I Were A Prostitute Again
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