"The Biggest Tits In History" lyrics
"The Biggest Tits In History"
She's got the biggest tits in history
She loves to show them 'round
They're bigger than her chickadees
They each weigh half a pound
She told me she's got four of them
But I've seen only three
And those were I'm quite sure the biggest tits in history
Your average tit weighs half an ounce
That's if you feed 'em well
But she's got ways to make tits bouncy baby boys from hell
She majored in biology
She knows whereof she speaks
You know her tits are happy from their smiling little beaks
She's working for the government
She's breeding them for clones
To use them on the battlefield
For intercepting drones
Her mother did the same work
It's all through her family tree
And that's why Lola's got the biggest tits in history
Tits in history
Tits in history
Writer(s): Stephin Merritt
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