"Ron Jeremy vs Jerry Butler Skit" lyrics
[Ron Jeremy:]
Hello this Ron Jeremy, adult film actor, and star of The Surreal Life, hey a word about my old buddy Jerry Butler, alright he's a great actor, he's real good lookin', he's very big and muscular, but I used to refer to him as, a ton of dynamite with a two inch fuse, haha, come on folks I'm here all week, tip the waitress, try the deal.
[Necro:]
More than Ron Jeremy though. Ha!
[Jerry Butler:]
I don't give a fuck about him anymore, he's shittin' his own week right now, he really is, I mean I understand the guy, first of all the guy never used to wash, now I know-now I know for sure he never washes, he used to wash once in a while because he had to, now he doesn't-he don't have to because he's too big for himself.
[Necro:]
Hahaha! Yeah but you love Ron Jeremy you and him are buddies, you grew up together, you came in the game...
[Jerry Butler:]
Ohh I-I love him, he's the greatest thing that I uhh, that I hate, you know what I'm sayin', I mean he's like a family member, I hate his fuckin' guts but I love him only whenever I need him, umm you know which is never!
Hello this Ron Jeremy, adult film actor, and star of The Surreal Life, hey a word about my old buddy Jerry Butler, alright he's a great actor, he's real good lookin', he's very big and muscular, but I used to refer to him as, a ton of dynamite with a two inch fuse, haha, come on folks I'm here all week, tip the waitress, try the deal.
[Necro:]
More than Ron Jeremy though. Ha!
[Jerry Butler:]
I don't give a fuck about him anymore, he's shittin' his own week right now, he really is, I mean I understand the guy, first of all the guy never used to wash, now I know-now I know for sure he never washes, he used to wash once in a while because he had to, now he doesn't-he don't have to because he's too big for himself.
[Necro:]
Hahaha! Yeah but you love Ron Jeremy you and him are buddies, you grew up together, you came in the game...
[Jerry Butler:]
Ohh I-I love him, he's the greatest thing that I uhh, that I hate, you know what I'm sayin', I mean he's like a family member, I hate his fuckin' guts but I love him only whenever I need him, umm you know which is never!
