"The Sexpert" lyrics
(feat. Alexis Malone)
I'm sandwiched in between an Italian chick and a Spanish tanned bitch with a God damn itch and a chest bigger then Rosanne's tits, these chicks are so sick for chips they suck an old man's dick
My aggressive jawgum is backed up, by an impressive hard on get your crack fucked, the Sexpert is through when I'm squirtin' goo (blow!), I worship you but at the same time you're bird shit too
I'm askin', slut do you like Aspen when I'm fuckin' your ass in, no condom basking, you're filled up now feel your orgasm build up, now we rub and stain the carpet like a spilled cup
Suck on my meat like yo boppin' your head to the beat up, and down 90 sucks per measure is the speed, my balls smackin' your cunt is like the kick makin' the track thump, your twat is a drug spot cause your getting your cracked pumped... (pumped...)
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
I'll bend over a skeezer from Indonesia, 18 year old who's ribs is sold for sucking them fuckin' poles
My middle finger is in your ass back and forth like I'm wackin' off, suck a fat cock, your pussy makes more then a crack spot!
Investigate your asshole like Matlock, your twat is hot like a Wok I'm so fucking hot I can side her with my cock!
Look me as I film you, suckin' the mildew of a dick that'll kill you, I love you freaks, watch my dick poke the inside of ya cheeks, as you swallow a brother's meat
I wish your mother could see you on your feet before your anus was loose you used to strangle my cock like a noose
I'm doctor masseuse, fertilizing your eggs with ham, squirting ya legs like jam lubricatin' your breasts with pam
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
Your bed flooded with scum I'm red-blooded, my head nuttin' into yo' mouth then a needle and thread shut it
Choke on the yolk, my cock's brick, as little droplets of cunt juice splash outta your twat lips
You're topless, you're innocent, the type that would never commit a sin, but soon I'll be rubbin' my cum in ya skin, with the head of my pendulum, the cinnamon colored Dominican honey was meant for cum
Your fake D-cups are full and perdy, I'm suckin' on your taxed deductible wonderfully fuckable titties
My trumpet needs to get blown by a model from Vogue, a fuckin' toad with a dick in her hand like a stove
My hot cream is blastin', I grab my meat and beat it like Michael Jackson, you ain't eatin' dick you better be fastin', it better be on Kippa you fuckin' strippa, suck on my dick and do a mitzvah!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
[*Alexis Malone moaning*]
My aggressive jawgum is backed up, by an impressive hard on get your crack fucked, the Sexpert is through when I'm squirtin' goo (blow!), I worship you but at the same time you're bird shit too
I'm askin', slut do you like Aspen when I'm fuckin' your ass in, no condom basking, you're filled up now feel your orgasm build up, now we rub and stain the carpet like a spilled cup
Suck on my meat like yo boppin' your head to the beat up, and down 90 sucks per measure is the speed, my balls smackin' your cunt is like the kick makin' the track thump, your twat is a drug spot cause your getting your cracked pumped... (pumped...)
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
I'll bend over a skeezer from Indonesia, 18 year old who's ribs is sold for sucking them fuckin' poles
My middle finger is in your ass back and forth like I'm wackin' off, suck a fat cock, your pussy makes more then a crack spot!
Investigate your asshole like Matlock, your twat is hot like a Wok I'm so fucking hot I can side her with my cock!
Look me as I film you, suckin' the mildew of a dick that'll kill you, I love you freaks, watch my dick poke the inside of ya cheeks, as you swallow a brother's meat
I wish your mother could see you on your feet before your anus was loose you used to strangle my cock like a noose
I'm doctor masseuse, fertilizing your eggs with ham, squirting ya legs like jam lubricatin' your breasts with pam
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
Your bed flooded with scum I'm red-blooded, my head nuttin' into yo' mouth then a needle and thread shut it
Choke on the yolk, my cock's brick, as little droplets of cunt juice splash outta your twat lips
You're topless, you're innocent, the type that would never commit a sin, but soon I'll be rubbin' my cum in ya skin, with the head of my pendulum, the cinnamon colored Dominican honey was meant for cum
Your fake D-cups are full and perdy, I'm suckin' on your taxed deductible wonderfully fuckable titties
My trumpet needs to get blown by a model from Vogue, a fuckin' toad with a dick in her hand like a stove
My hot cream is blastin', I grab my meat and beat it like Michael Jackson, you ain't eatin' dick you better be fastin', it better be on Kippa you fuckin' strippa, suck on my dick and do a mitzvah!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
It's the Sexpert and that's my fucking name!
[*Alexis Malone moaning*]
