"We Never Have Sex Anymore" lyrics

We never have sex anymore
We never roll around on the floor like we did so long ago
And you never yell at me anymore
You never want to even the score like you did so long ago
But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining
And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you just at least aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey

We never have sex anymore
We never make love to (our song), like we did so long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life, like you did so long ago
But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car, when you're not home

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey!

We use to do it constantly
We use to have a ball
We use to do it everywhere
We never do it at alllllll
Ahhhhhh ay ay ay ay ay

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey!

We never have sex anymore ohhh
We never have sex anymore ohhh
We never have sex anymore ohhh
We never have sex anymore ohhh