"The Masochist" lyrics

Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan

I heard the word on the street
You're telling the world that you really hurt me
For a small man, that's a pretty big reach
To say you broke my heart, even one little piece

You think you're so fucking cool
You think you're so fucking great
You think you got in my head
You're just another mistake
You think I'm crying in bed
You think I'm missing your face
You think I'm wanting you back
I thank God I got away

Hate to break it to you, babe
But if I say I like you, it's offensive

I like losers
I like supervillains
I like assholes
My pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags
I like narcissistic, fucking idiots
Call me the masochist

Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan

Guess what? I want it to hurt
You can call it self harm or a lack of self worth
But it's just something that I prefer
I'll have heartbreak for dinner and I'll cry for dessert

You think you're so fucking cool
You think you're so fucking great
You think you got in my head
You're just another mistake
You think I'm crying in bed
You think I'm missing your face
You think I'm wanting you back
I thank God I got away

Hate to break it to you, babe
But if I say I like you, it's offensive

I like losers
I like supervillains
I like assholes
My pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags
I like narcissistic, fucking idiots
Call me the masochist

Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan

Silly little boy, you think you're breaking me down
But I'm just playing with toys, you'll never figure me out
Yeah, I do it on purpose, I don't need anyone else
So if I'm ever hurting just know I did it myself

I like losers
I like supervillains
I like assholes
My pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags
I like narcissistic fucking idiots
Call me the masochist

Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah-nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah-blah-blah
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan