"Mid Life Time Crisis" lyrics

At least I never had any delusions of grandeur
Time

I'm not young and I'm not old
I've got youth and I've got soul
I'll buy a Ferrari covered in gold
I'll get a Harley to fill that void
I'll wear a dress, I'll paint my nails red
I'm not so concerned with who I take to bed
I'll dance to Marvin, I'll dance to Frank
I'm being honest, what do you think?

It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?

I got a number inside my head
A specific amount I'll leave when I'm dead
I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with hero
You can't take it with you, so fuck your ego
I said I'll quick when I'm thirty as I lit a zoo
Nothing to live for in my heart 'cause I'm good in a suit
I'll drink a twelve pack, I'll text my ex
I'm problematic, yeah I'm a mess

It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?

Figure it out, okay
Look it in the mirror with your chest?
You're not fucking helpless
(Six feet under, I have to wonder)
It's really pathetic
To try to tell you who you are
Don't be some alike
(Six feet under, I have to wonder)
Don't you wanna be happy?
'Cause that's all that really matters to me
You're not fucking dead, yet
(Six feet under, I have to wonder)

It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
Yeah, it's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect? Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect? Oh
Yeah, it's a mid-life (time) crisis
What did you expect?
Yeah, it's a mid-life