"Cuppa T" lyrics

I don't like the way you talk to me like I'm a girl
Maybe because I have never been one of those
Why are you even talking to people in that tone?
I don't like the way you talk to me, don't talk to me

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea

I don't like the way you treat me like I am a lady
Either that or patronizing like I'm a fucking baby
I know you wouldn't talk like that if I looked like a boy
And once I do, I'll talk to you like you're my fucking toy

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea

I dreamt that you tripped over your shoelaces
While you were telling me what to do
Everyone in the room laughed like ha ha ha
But I didn't, no I didn't
I held out my hand and I helped you off the ground
And you thanked me for not laughing
And all I could think about was the fact I haven't washed my hands
Since the last time I went for a shit
And I went for a massive shit
You're welcome

I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea
(I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea)
(I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea)
(I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea)
(I am not your property and you are not my cup of tea)