"How I Know What You Did" lyrics

I've got to admit, you should probably know
That only last week or a few months ago
I did something quite weird, but you might like to hear it
It's something you feared, so do come listen dear
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

You invited me into your cozy abode
With my patience run thin, you had gone and I chose
To take action myself, so I scanned your room, there was a gap on your shelf
And I knew what to do
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

My fingers went stiff
[?]
If you please remain calm
So I can finish my tale, stop your shaking and listen
I can't think with your wail and the details you're missing
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)

So I took the courage like I really went for it
And reached out for a rummage into my left socket
It was a bit tricky, as eyeballs are slippy
My fingers were sticky from my trip down the chippy

So I fastened my gripper
And began the pursuit
Of removing the peeper
And believe, it was a beaut
Though the strings caught a little
They came loose with a tug
Charming-
(Hang on, hang on)

God, isn't that better, I'm sure you'd stop sniffling
If you had a cuppa to help with your listening
So I'd like to see optic, as it does on the spot
Gosh isn't it erotic? I've learned quite a lot
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
AAAAHH!

If you haven't got on to what I'm describing
I've watched what's going on and I know where you're hiding!
I know what you're hiding

Y'know I don't agree with the world's form of justice
So why don't we see if I can choose how to punish