"It Happens In Every Universe (Interlude)" lyrics

Breakups are tough
I seriously got what I asked for, which was, getting ghosted?
We could have had a nice breakup
Maybe it was so good it just, scared him, like not straight but a left
And then another left
And- and then he just left

This dude said to me, "I think we reached the end of the rope"
And I don't know if he said "rope" or "road"
But "rope" is crazy

I'm from a space and time when we had rotary phones
And you actually had to call, and it was like ca- like, making love on the phone?
Like, I need a voice, dammit!

I honestly don't see the problem with breaking up over text or the phone, like
Don't make me drive over there
And no, we don't- we don't have to hug! We don't have to do any of that!

Sometimes, we just want you to make a plan
Here's what's so wild about this, like, you guys are such great businessmen, you make plans, you're organized, you have things going on, scheduling, scheduling, scheduling, appointments
(Breakups are tough)
But then, when it comes to making a plan for, like, I don't know, a date, a picnic, a dinner, you know?
What happens to the plans then?
Plan to be alone in life, friend
If you can't make a plan, plan to be alone

If you're living with somebody, and y'all break up and y'all keep living together
It's kinda nice 'cause it lets you, like, you don't get to romanticize or demonize that person, you can just be like, "oh, this was a person living their life and I was here"
And it's horrible, it's like going through a breakup every day for the rest of the lease