"The Many Hustles Of My Lonely Time Traveling Uncle" lyrics
Open Mike Eagle & Kenny Segal Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I sold CD-Rs and VCRs, I bet money on DVR in seedy bars
Out of a Mercury Topaz, a bunch of cash room savings and loan scams
Y'all wearing Vlone, I like [?], my bank account scary, I need to sell a few ringtones
I copied them floppies, I wore Polo sport and smelled like a [?]
I made a couple in a sixteen-hundred selling hats with the buckles, I had so many hustles
My life was so different, marble kitchen from flipping magazine subscriptions
I still got red leather couches, in the year two thousand, I put my money where my mouth is
Count my chain rotations, I built an empire selling Nokia phone cases
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
Money on milk cartons, "Have you seen me lately?"
In the eighties, a Mercedes, from holding various Beanie Babies
Comic book collecting, I love her, always hunt for number ones with polychrome covers
I did the wop and the robot, was first on the block with a raspberry Blow Pop
Had the CD changer, Billy Joel's Stranger, Blahzay's Danger
Platinum nativity scene, cash in the manger
Dry-cleaned hankies of all five Power Rangers
So curl-activated, made many thousands if you count for inflation
Nineteen-nineties money, two stacks weekly, every bedroom had the fat-back TV
Experimental fur coat, lab rat species
2004, it's adjustable rate mortgages
That was some good money (It was so easy)
Just... have a house
Don't need to show no proof of income, just, here, have a house
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I sold CD-Rs and VCRs, I bet money on DVR in seedy bars
Out of a Mercury Topaz, a bunch of cash room savings and loan scams
Y'all wearing Vlone, I like [?], my bank account scary, I need to sell a few ringtones
I copied them floppies, I wore Polo sport and smelled like a [?]
I made a couple in a sixteen-hundred selling hats with the buckles, I had so many hustles
My life was so different, marble kitchen from flipping magazine subscriptions
I still got red leather couches, in the year two thousand, I put my money where my mouth is
Count my chain rotations, I built an empire selling Nokia phone cases
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
I used to make a lot of money
Money on milk cartons, "Have you seen me lately?"
In the eighties, a Mercedes, from holding various Beanie Babies
Comic book collecting, I love her, always hunt for number ones with polychrome covers
I did the wop and the robot, was first on the block with a raspberry Blow Pop
Had the CD changer, Billy Joel's Stranger, Blahzay's Danger
Platinum nativity scene, cash in the manger
Dry-cleaned hankies of all five Power Rangers
So curl-activated, made many thousands if you count for inflation
Nineteen-nineties money, two stacks weekly, every bedroom had the fat-back TV
Experimental fur coat, lab rat species
2004, it's adjustable rate mortgages
That was some good money (It was so easy)
Just... have a house
Don't need to show no proof of income, just, here, have a house
