"youtube" lyrics

Line yesterday, I was like, "Hold up"
I sat and quickly rolled up
I can't hear what you're saying
Girl, you speak like you are Yoda
I feel like I'm a doctor
I stole her heart and dropped her
I always take a plane
Stay away from helicopters
One day, I'll get the fame
And I'll chill out eating lobster
But for now I am good, all good, all good
For now I'm really good, all good, all good

How are you not poor yet?
You live off unemployment
You'll probably end up homeless
You should've been aborted
Nobody cares what you do
'Cause you are so damn boring
You post your songs on YouTube
But you suck at recording
And everybody stares and laughs at you
You never went to school 'cause you weren't cool
Tried to talk to girls and they said, "Ew"
This is just the life you're born into

Don't you judge what I do
I'll sit and watch my YouTube
I don't want no complaining
If you're not entertaining
I sit and sip my soda
And smoke in my Toyota
And she just hit my line
Yesterday I was like, "Hold up"
I sat and quickly rolled up
I can't hear what you're saying
Girl, you speak like you are Yoda
I feel like I'm a doctor
I stole her heart and dropped her
I always take a plane
Stay away from helicopters
One day, I'll get the fame
And I'll chill out eating lobster
But for now I am good, all good, all good
For now I'm really good, all good, all good
For now I'm really good