"Christmas Pizza (Don't Be Late)" lyrics

Hello?

Hi! I'd like to order a pizza

Christmas pizza don't be late
Oh, come ye to my paper plate
Your cheerful crust, your joyful cheese
Your slices shaped like Christmas trees

Don't be late (don't be late)
Don't be late (don't be late)
Oh please, do not be late (please don't be late)
I'm hungry, I cannot wait (he cannot wait)
Bring your joy to my face
This Christmas Eve

Dear pizza delivery person,
I would like to thank you in advance for the service of delivering my pizza in a timely manner
Also, thank you for properly maintaining your vehicle so that my pizza might arrive without incident
And furthermore, thank you in advance for not stopping off at your girlfriend's house on the way over
And most importantly, thank you in advance for not forgetting the ranch dressing

Don't be late (don't be late)
Don't be late (don't be late)
Oh please, do not be late (please don't be late)
I'm hungry, I cannot wait (he cannot wait)
Bring your joy to my face
This Christmas Eve

Hello?

Ho Ho Ho! Did you order a pizza this Christmas Eve?

Yes, I did. What? Wait. Are those reindeer?

Here is your pizza, good sir. Have a Merry Christmas!

Thank you!

Ho Ho Ho!

Fiddlesticks! He forgot the ranch!