"Pirate Santa Claus" lyrics

Yo Ho! Ho Ho Ho Ho
When it's Christmastime and the cold winds blow
A ship sets sail coming from the North Pole
It's the pirate Santa Claus

Yo Ho! Ho Ho Ho Hee
He's bringing us treasure from across the sea
He's got toys for you and me
He's the pirate Santa Claus

Yo, my name's Rudolph, I used to guide the sleigh
Now we switched to boat, it's much better this way
We can carry more toys, and more games to play
Thank the Pirate Santa Claus

I'm Ernie the Elf, and I've got a big heart
I made your teddy bear and your Mario Kart
If you haven't been good, well, now you better start
'Cause here comes pirate Santa Claus

Argh mateys! Let's see some Christmas cheer
Hooray!
That's the spirit!
Yo, where's Frosty?
I feel sea sick

I'm a big pirate and my name is Claus
I'm the jolliest fellow that there ever was
I've got your presents. Why? Because
I'm the pirate Santa Claus

You might see us floating down your street
We've got your toys and we've got your treats
Shooting our cannons in your chimney up high
Say hooray for Santa, he's a real nice guy!

Wait a minute, aren't pirates bad?

Arrrhhh... that's an unfair generalization

Well, I don't plunder, and I don't steal
By the golden rule I'm keepin' it real
When I want treasure I play it legit
I work really hard and I pay for it

Oh... do I- do I need to pay for this present?

No! I'm Santa. These presents are free. Merry Christmas, ding-dong!

Yo Ho! Ho Ho Ho Ho
When it's Christmastime and the cold winds blow
A ship sets sail coming from the North Pole
It's the pirate Santa Claus

Yo Ho! Ho Ho Ho Hee
He's bringin' us treasure from across the sea
He's got toys for you and me
He's the pirate Santa Claus
He's the pirate Santa Claus
I'm the pirate Santa Claus