"Mommy Fwiend" lyrics

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you've ever called
I'm not your mom
And I'm not your therapist
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk

I don't wanna eat your dread
The very same way
That women swallow cum just to make it go away
And you should treat me better
Than the goddamn fruit
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade

And I know
I know you're sad
Let me just remind you
I am not your fucking dad

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Let me remind you
That I am not your dad

I am not your daddy
I can't support
I can't work through all your childhood trauma for you
I don't wanna fuck you
Like he never could
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck to do something you shouldn't

I don't owe you any space on my bed
This isn't feminism
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
When I say fuck off
Fuck off
Because consent is about more than just
Your cock and the government

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you never saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Leveraging my constant guilt against me
And you force me into submission
And I would be so much less offended
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
I don't even feel good anymore
'Cause you don't take the advice you fucking use me for

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Let me remind you
That I am not your dad
Let me remind you
To call your fucking dad