"Rahil_Wright_Method.mp3" lyrics
Uh, you can come back up on Punchmade recalling Punchmade Records VS Gemini
The account belongs to an individual named—
Um, it's being frozen by Gemini related to a dispute upwards of two million dollars
Um, so it's not seventy five hundred, it's not even thirteen thousand dollars
Account holder is a self-proclaimed fraudster that um teaches individuals for a fee how to commit ACH fraud
Gemini is working with law enforcement um and within its user agreement rights to hold this account
Alright
I'ma show y'all how to do the Rahil Wright method
You can't be black for this method, this is a real white method
If you wanna be a miserable broke bitch, then you should test it
That chump change you get from Gemini, you gotta stretch it
First you gotta be a ugly white bitch
Then you wanna get a cheap, dusty apartment
And this method is approved, it's still working till this day
You're gonna be a old broke ass bitch and that's okay
I'm 'a tell y'all how to do all the steps listen up
Your finna be a broke nine to five slave coming up
With a cheap-ass car and cheap-ass apartment life's rough
And your body's gonna be built like a fridge no butt
The first step is you wanna realize that you're a nobody
You'll never be somebody so accept that you're a nobody
Once you do that go and take out a student loan
Your gonna have to pay it off so you cannot afford a home
Your finna be over thirty years old with no house
And you're guaranteed to be miserable with no spouse
And you're probably gonna sound like this with no doubt
But you're just gonna have to suck it up and act proud
Make sure you go and buy a bunch of make-up
'Cause when you look inside the mirror your gonna wanna put on make-up
And once you put it on your gonna realize you need more
You need like three layers of it to be a decent-looking whore
You completed the college degree
You've wasted seven years of your life for that degree
But then you're gonna notice that you still can't get a job
So I'm 'a teach y'all how Rahil Wright goes and gets a job
You wanna go and get in contact with some CEOs
Then ask if you can have a meeting with the CEO
But you know you can't do your job right so you're in trouble
But there's a few ways you'll still get the job there's a couple
You're gonna wanna offer up your ... for the job
You're gonna suck a lot of ... for the job
You're gonna have to be a good bitch for the job
But you're never ever gonna get rich from this job
And then you're just gonna sit and think like what's the point
My life sucks and I'm poor might as well end it at this point
But first you gotta take your anger out before you do it
If somebody's making more money then you they gotta prove it
If you're a nigga making more money than me you gotta prove it
And if the nigga proves it to you just act like you ain't see it
Then go to court and make a bullshit reason
Then list off a few lyrics like that's a good reason
But since he is a nigga you wanna tell the court he stole
Then make a random number like two million is what he stole
This song is an artistic work of commentary, satire, opinion, and rhetorical hyperbole based on my personal experience and my interpretation of events surrounding publicly accessible court proceedings
Any exaggerated, insulting, or figurative language is not intended to be understood as a literal excursion of verifiable fact, criminal conduct, or professional misconduct
References to the underlying dispute reflect the artist personal view point
The official court record remains the authoritative source regarding the proceedings and the statements made their in
The account belongs to an individual named—
Um, it's being frozen by Gemini related to a dispute upwards of two million dollars
Um, so it's not seventy five hundred, it's not even thirteen thousand dollars
Account holder is a self-proclaimed fraudster that um teaches individuals for a fee how to commit ACH fraud
Gemini is working with law enforcement um and within its user agreement rights to hold this account
Alright
I'ma show y'all how to do the Rahil Wright method
You can't be black for this method, this is a real white method
If you wanna be a miserable broke bitch, then you should test it
That chump change you get from Gemini, you gotta stretch it
First you gotta be a ugly white bitch
Then you wanna get a cheap, dusty apartment
And this method is approved, it's still working till this day
You're gonna be a old broke ass bitch and that's okay
I'm 'a tell y'all how to do all the steps listen up
Your finna be a broke nine to five slave coming up
With a cheap-ass car and cheap-ass apartment life's rough
And your body's gonna be built like a fridge no butt
The first step is you wanna realize that you're a nobody
You'll never be somebody so accept that you're a nobody
Once you do that go and take out a student loan
Your gonna have to pay it off so you cannot afford a home
Your finna be over thirty years old with no house
And you're guaranteed to be miserable with no spouse
And you're probably gonna sound like this with no doubt
But you're just gonna have to suck it up and act proud
Make sure you go and buy a bunch of make-up
'Cause when you look inside the mirror your gonna wanna put on make-up
And once you put it on your gonna realize you need more
You need like three layers of it to be a decent-looking whore
You completed the college degree
You've wasted seven years of your life for that degree
But then you're gonna notice that you still can't get a job
So I'm 'a teach y'all how Rahil Wright goes and gets a job
You wanna go and get in contact with some CEOs
Then ask if you can have a meeting with the CEO
But you know you can't do your job right so you're in trouble
But there's a few ways you'll still get the job there's a couple
You're gonna wanna offer up your ... for the job
You're gonna suck a lot of ... for the job
You're gonna have to be a good bitch for the job
But you're never ever gonna get rich from this job
And then you're just gonna sit and think like what's the point
My life sucks and I'm poor might as well end it at this point
But first you gotta take your anger out before you do it
If somebody's making more money then you they gotta prove it
If you're a nigga making more money than me you gotta prove it
And if the nigga proves it to you just act like you ain't see it
Then go to court and make a bullshit reason
Then list off a few lyrics like that's a good reason
But since he is a nigga you wanna tell the court he stole
Then make a random number like two million is what he stole
This song is an artistic work of commentary, satire, opinion, and rhetorical hyperbole based on my personal experience and my interpretation of events surrounding publicly accessible court proceedings
Any exaggerated, insulting, or figurative language is not intended to be understood as a literal excursion of verifiable fact, criminal conduct, or professional misconduct
References to the underlying dispute reflect the artist personal view point
The official court record remains the authoritative source regarding the proceedings and the statements made their in
