"Pussy" songtext

Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn

Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit
Just a little bitch

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little bitch

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

Germany! Germany!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

[English translation:]

Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small
It could be a bit bigger
Mercedes Benz and Autobahn

Driving alone in foreign countries
Arise, arise, pleasure of driving
I only want fun, not lose myself

Just a little bit
Just a little bitch

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small
The boom barrier will be open
Beautiful woman, want some more?
Blitzkrieg with the flesh gun
Schnaps in your head, you lovely bride
Put bratwurst in your sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little bitch

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

Germany! Germany!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick

You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany