"2-Way Madness (Skit)" lyrics

[Man:]
Babe, I don't know what the fuck is going on
But I be getting threatened in pagers in my 2-way all day

[Woman:]
Whatchu mean, threatened in pagers?

[Man:]
I'm saying, like niggas is threatening to kill me and shit
See? The fuck. The fuck is going on?

(You gonna die.)

[Woman:]
Stop playing, that shit is not funny
The limo is here, come on

[Man:]
You think I'm fucking around right now
This ain't no bullshit!

[Woman:]
You probably are fuckin around
You always playin games and shit

[Man:]
See what I'm sayin? See, hold on, hold on. Fuck

(You gonna die tonight.)

[Woman:]
Let me see

[Man:]
Peep this, yo. Fuck, man
I don't understand this shit

[Woman:]
It's probably just one of your bitches playing on your pager

[Man:]
Oh, you see what I'm sayin?
Everytime somebody fuckin page me
You talk about some bitch

[Woman:]
They play on the phone all day along
They might as well [?] your pager
You try to act like you don't be giving out the number
I know you do. Sharon saw you giving out your number in the club

[Man:]
Why don't you just chill out?
Hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hold the fuck up, yo!

[Woman:]
Hold the fuck up, my ass. If you would-

[Man:]
Hold, hold the fuck on

(Someone's gonna kill you.)

[Woman:]
That bitch you was fuckin's gonna kill you

[Man:]
Fuck, gonna kill me?

[Woman:]
Either her or me wanted to

[Man:]
See what I'm saying?
Like I'm fucking scared to death and motherfuckers...

[Woman:]
Cause, I'm really tired of this shit

[Man:]
Hold the-, hold the fuck on, yo. Hold up!

[Woman:]
Scared to death, my ass. You ain't scared of shit. You just...

[Man:]
Hold on! Shut the fuck up!

[Woman:]
What? I swear to god

(Someone's gonna kill you)

Fuck this nigga

[Man:]
Your driver? My driver?
Fuck they mean, my driver?

[Driver:]
Yeah, your driver, motherfucker

[Man:]
Oh, shit

[*gunshots*]

[Woman:]
Damn, nigga!
You ain't got to use a cannon, did you?
Shit!

[Driver:]
Whe- where my money, bitch?

[Woman:]
You had to blow my eardrums out

[Driver:]
My money, bi- bitch, my money

[Woman:]
It's-it's-it's, it's-it's right-
It's right here. It's right here in my bag!

[Driver:]
Let me see. Can I see that bag, for a second?

[Woman:]
Yeah yeah yeah, hold on, hold on. Let me get it out

[Driver:]
Yeah, cause you know I figured we could go, you know
Get something to eat or something

[Woman:]
Good, cause I-

[*gunshots*]