"Roller Coaster Malpractice (Intro)" lyrics
[Child:]
Mommy, here come the roller coaster!
[Mother:]
Stand back, baby
[Adam F - Announcer:]
Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people!
And be careful! As the doors are now closing behind you
And for your safety, boys and girls
The balls will automatically lock down
For your protection
Welcome, to the Roller Coaster Malpractice!
Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on
And only four of you bloody cunts will be getting off
[Redman:]
Wait a minute
You mean, seven of us get on this motherfucker
Only four of us are gonna make it?
[Adam F:]
That's correct sir. So shut your fucking [?]
And keep your arms inside the bloody cars
And get ready, as we prepare to take you
Into the darkest caves of hell
The most lethal whiplash turns
The highest falls in the world
And the twisted tunnel of death!
And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin
So, be prepared. Be scared!
As there's no escaping...
The Roller Coaster Malpractice!
[*buzzer*]
Mommy, here come the roller coaster!
[Mother:]
Stand back, baby
[Adam F - Announcer:]
Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people!
And be careful! As the doors are now closing behind you
And for your safety, boys and girls
The balls will automatically lock down
For your protection
Welcome, to the Roller Coaster Malpractice!
Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on
And only four of you bloody cunts will be getting off
[Redman:]
Wait a minute
You mean, seven of us get on this motherfucker
Only four of us are gonna make it?
[Adam F:]
That's correct sir. So shut your fucking [?]
And keep your arms inside the bloody cars
And get ready, as we prepare to take you
Into the darkest caves of hell
The most lethal whiplash turns
The highest falls in the world
And the twisted tunnel of death!
And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin
So, be prepared. Be scared!
As there's no escaping...
The Roller Coaster Malpractice!
[*buzzer*]
