Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas Lyrics

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"I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas"

1, 2, 3, 4!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
And somebody snitched on me

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
'Cause somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, nuts!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (Hey, hey)
Mommy and Daddy are mad (They're so mad)
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (Hey, hey)
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

"Well, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the "Greenhouse Effect" which melts the polar ice caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Claus lives. He's mad."
Pbbthh!
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Thanks to Ashleigh for adding these lyrics.
Thanks to chelsey for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett

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