"closer to thirty" lyrics

Now it's not so cool doing drugs in the bathroom
And your girlfriend's parents probably talking about you
You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood
Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to

You're fucking late, you're such a waste
You fell asleep on the first day
Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty
Oh-oh, oh-oh

I think it's about time to start picking a best man
I think a little more space might be a good investment
'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is popping the question
And if they get married before you, you're a dead man

The party ends, you can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 P.M
Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty
Oh-oh, oh-oh

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry
And your parents start looking at you kinda worried
And when the whole-, starts doing you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty, oh, oh