"drunk at dinner" lyrics

I was already out, yeah
She asked me, "Are we meeting up?"
And I don't wanna go, nah-nah
Unless she's gonna keep me up, ooh
I say I'm really glad you called
But in reality I'm burned out
I'll meet her anywhere she wants
But it's not goin' very, it's not goin' far, no, no, no
Can she tell I sleep on couches?
Soon enough she'll call me out, yeah
Sweat the bill soon as we sit down, yeah

I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do
Now I'm on a First date having second thoughts, yeah
How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two? and, uh, yeah
And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans
I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps
You told all your friends "I think he's really cute"
But I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
Yeah, I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you

A psych major and she comes from money
I can tell she's gonna hate my place
A good girl and she thinks I'm funny
But it's not enough to make her stay
And yeah, I just almost dropped my whole advance at trader joes
I'm the definition of easy come easy go
I spend my money when you told me I should save it all
You know I'm never gonna save it all

I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do
Now I'm on a First date having second thoughts, yeah
How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two? and, uh, yeah
And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans
I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps
You told all your friends "I think he's really cute"
But I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you, yeah
I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do
Now I'm on a First date having second thoughts, yeah
How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two? and, uh, yeah
And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans
I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps
You told all your friends "I think he's really cute"
But I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you, yeah
I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you
I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you